Sweeney Todd Gurley

The Demon Player of the St. Louis Rams and Baby Seals.

Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd Gurley... NFL's version of a bully giving nerds a swirley.

For what's the sound of the world out there? Those crunching noises pervading the air, It's Todd Gurley devouring another safety, my dear!

Cutting and dicing then through a hole, Like a certain barber of Fleet Street I'm told.

Thus Andrew competing shouldn't be a surprise, While leaving us the taste of Mrs. Lovett's pies.

But fretting DelFL do not despair, for the inevitable Cutler Collapse is always there.

And if history again repeats itself, Even Todd Gurley won't put a trophy on Andrew's shelf