NostradamFish
- Del Monte
- 1 day ago
- 1 min read
“I told you that I would tell you that I told you so and I hate that you listened.”
Ranking of the Week
What if you could glimpse the future. Would you seek to master destiny, or merely script your own ruin so you could smugly say you saw it coming? Such is the cosmic irony of NostradamFish, the tortured prophet of probability, divining omens in Tomlin’s fourth-quarter cowardice, in opponents’ “once-in-a-lifetime” stat lines, and in the brittle bones of Buccaneer wideouts. His misery is his metric, his foresight both curse and credential. He doesn’t fight fate; he performs it: howling in vindicated agony as the inevitable unfolds, and when the smoke clears, he alone stands raging at the apocalypse he accurately forecast, whispering, “I told you that I would tell you that I told you so and I hate that you listened.”
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Deep down, what are you rooting for more?
Your own fantasy players
Injuries to the starters your players are benched behind
Game of the Week
Keith vs. Sean
🤼 | Capt Black Foot vs. Indy Jones and the White Ghost |
Division | Keith vs. Family |
Head to Head Record | Tied 3-3 |
Game of the Week Record | Keith 4-8, Sean 13-8 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni, Giorgio, Sean, Gwil
Andrew, Jesse, Keith, Del, Parker, Randy, Stinky, Billy, Birdman, Tony, Sqwid
Piss Poor Four
Randy, Boner, Giorgio, Yanni
Playoffs
n/a
Giorgio Cup
n/a
2026 Draft
n/a
Couldn’t be Logan, she’d be saying hi to Jeff…
Hope you are doing well, Del!