Trans-Positional
- Del Monte
- Oct 1
- 1 min read
He might as well transition from football
Ranking of the Week
Keith has always been obsessed with the trans community; fitting, since trans-positional Travis Hunter is on his roster and in mid-transition from fantasy cornerstone to full-blown disaster. At this point, he might as well have an NFLectomy and get some hard wood with the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp, though Florida’s conservative laws might not permit such an operation. Or maybe Hunter is just non-binary in the box score, forever flirting with zero.
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Before his fiancée, who was the hottest girl Boner dated?
Kirby
Dana
Raine
Zoe #2 (in her 'Christmas' PJs)
Game of the Week
Parker vs. Jeff
🤼 | Pass and HODL vs. Another year, another Chase |
Division | SEC vs. Family |
Head to Head Record | Jeff 6-4 |
Game of the Week Record | Parker 7-13, Jeff 7-12 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni
Andrew, Giorgio, Jesse, Keith, Del, Parker, Randy, Stinky, Billy, Birdman, Sean, Tony, Sqwid, Gwil
Piss Poor Four
Birdman, Randy, Andrew, Giorgio
Playoffs
n/a
Giorgio Cup
n/a
2026 Draft
n/a
Too bad there's not a poll for buses only
No one smelled up my bedroom floor quite like him either...
No one smelled up the sheets with him quite like I did...