Pursuit of Wi-Fi
- Del Monte
- 1 day ago
- 1 min read

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Wi-Fi.
Ranking of the Week
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Wi-Fi. The SEC Division burned bright this weekend as the Dark Horse galloped into chaos. A quarterback blunder worthy of Tyrone Willingham cost Stinky what should have been a statement win over that Division’s perennial nemesis, Bo. Unfortunately, Liberty Island has now joined the pantheon of DelFL’s notorious Wi-Fi dead zones—right alongside Wild Oak Bay and Stew’s jail cell. The birds are squawking, the fish are flailing, and the league office is reportedly still combing through the wreckage to determine just how deep this equine error runs.
WeChat of the Week

Poll of the Week
Which video if found would you want the most?
Bo getting punched at Tokyo Steakhouse
Tony's one-legged woman leaving the Catalina hotel
Del 'allegedly' in The Music Man
X down in Giorgio's catacombs during Cremona wedding
Game of the Week

Sqwid vs. Tony
🤼 | The Violence vs. Hillary 3: Oldies but Goodies |
Division | Keith vs. SEC |
Head to Head Record | Tony 6-5 |
Game of the Week Record | Sqwid 12-8, Tony 13-14 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni, Giorgio, Sean, Gwil, Keith

Andrew, Jesse, Del, Parker, Randy, Stinky, Billy, Birdman, Tony, Sqwid
Piss Poor Four

Randy, Boner, Giorgio, Yanni
Playoffs
n/a
Giorgio Cup
n/a
2026 Draft
n/a












































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