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Pursuit of Wi-Fi

  • Writer: Del Monte
    Del Monte
  • 1 day ago
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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Wi-Fi.

Sqwid (5)

Birdman⬆️5

Del⬇️5

Boner (5)

Ranking of the Week


Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Wi-Fi. The SEC Division burned bright this weekend as the Dark Horse galloped into chaos. A quarterback blunder worthy of Tyrone Willingham cost Stinky what should have been a statement win over that Division’s perennial nemesis, Bo. Unfortunately, Liberty Island has now joined the pantheon of DelFL’s notorious Wi-Fi dead zones—right alongside Wild Oak Bay and Stew’s jail cell. The birds are squawking, the fish are flailing, and the league office is reportedly still combing through the wreckage to determine just how deep this equine error runs.

WeChat of the Week


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Poll of the Week


Which video if found would you want the most?

  • Bo getting punched at Tokyo Steakhouse

  • Tony's one-legged woman leaving the Catalina hotel

  • Del 'allegedly' in The Music Man

  • X down in Giorgio's catacombs during Cremona wedding


Game of the Week


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Sqwid vs. Tony

🤼

The Violence vs. Hillary 3: Oldies but Goodies

Division

Keith vs. SEC

Head to Head Record

Tony 6-5

Game of the Week Record

Sqwid 12-8, Tony 13-14

Who has been Axed?

🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni, Giorgio, Sean, Gwil, Keith


Who's Alive?
Who's Alive?

Andrew, Jesse, Del, Parker, Randy, Stinky, Billy, Birdman, Tony, Sqwid

Piss Poor Four


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Randy, Boner, Giorgio, Yanni

Playoffs


n/a

Giorgio Cup


n/a

2026 Draft

n/a

🌵Playoff Drought


2014: Parker 2015: 2016: 2017: Birdman, Jeff 2018: 2019: Randy 2020: 2021: 2022: Andrew, Stinky 2023: Keith, Del, Giorgio, Tony, Jesse, Yanni 2024: Bo, Sean, Sqwid, Boner, Gwil, Billy 2025:


 
 
 

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