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Down to the Basement

  • Writer: Del Monte
    Del Monte
  • 2 days ago
  • 2 min read
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He’s pretty fuckin’ far from ok.

Bo (5)

Keith⬆️3

Del⬇️4

Randy (7)

Ranking of the Week


Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison walked into the wrong pawn shop at the wrong time. The NFL’s version of Zed, JJ McCarthy, has taken the star duo down to the basement along with their Vikings’ franchise. Is Jesse ok? He’s pretty fuckin’ far from ok. He’s ready to get medieval on McCarthy’s ass if the worst QB in the NFL continues to downgrade Jefferson from generational talent to gimp. The Vikings and Jesse need to go to work on this pathetic blackface abomination with plyers and a blowtorch.

WeChat of the Week

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Poll of the Week

Best Tarantino movie

  • Pulp Fiction

  • Inglorious Basterds

  • Django Unchained

  • Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Game of the Week

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Bo vs. Jesse

🤼

A History of Violence, Wohls Across America

Division

SEC vs. SEC

Head to Head Record

Jesse 10-9

Game of the Week Record

Bo 23-14, Jesse 13-14

Who has been Axed?

🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni, Giorgio, Sean, Gwil, Keith, Stinky, Billy, Randy, Tony


Who's Alive?
Who's Alive?

Andrew, Jesse, Del, Parker, Birdman, Sqwid

Piss Poor Four


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Stinky, Yanni, Boner, Randy

Playoffs

BYEs

#1 Sqwid (10-2), #2 Bo (9-3)

#3 Jesse (8-4)

#6 Del (7-5)

#4 Jeff (8-4)

#5 Keith (7-5)

Next In:

#7 Billy (7-5), #8 Parker (7-5), #9 Tony (7-5)

Giorgio Cup

#7 Billy (7-5)

#14 Stinky (4-8)

#8 Parker (7-5)

#13 Giorgio (5-7)

#9 Tony (7-5)

#12 Birdman (5-7)

#10 Andrew (6-6)

#11 Sean (6-6)

2026 Draft

n/a

🌵Playoff Drought


2014: Parker 2015: 2016: 2017: Birdman, Jeff 2018: 2019: Randy 2020: 2021: 2022: Andrew, Stinky 2023: Keith, Del, Giorgio, Tony, Jesse, Yanni 2024: Sean, Boner, Gwil, Billy 2025: Sqwid, Bo


 
 
 
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