The Witching Hour
- Del Monte
- 2 days ago
- 2 min read
The full moon is up, the Witching Hour is on, and Keith’s howling.
Ranking of the Week
Does anyone actually want to land on Keith’s side of the bracket? The postseason is creeping in, the full moon is up, the Witching Hour is on, and White Wolf's howling. He’s moving closer to receiving what he has insisted all year is rightfully his: an earnest “I love you” from Sean. Or maybe it’s a 2nd Gold Star—the PRC loses track of his priorities sometimes. Either way, this roster is as deep as anything you’ll see in December, but it comes with two glaring Wolf Traps: Jared Gofful in the cold, and Marvin Harrison Jr.’s freshly healed appendix cavity. If Goff starts to freeze, Keith may feel pressure in the abdomen—confusing his team’s rising appendicitis with his perennial IBS—and in the end, it won’t just be his bowels that collapses. It’ll be his team absolutely shitting the bed.
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Who had the worst loss of the weekend?
Michigan Wolverines
Detroit Lions
NBBS
Ole Miss
Game of the Week
Jeff vs. Giorgio
🤼 | Another year another Chase, Brown Sugar Pies |
Division | Family vs. Family |
Head to Head Record | Jeff 11-5 |
Game of the Week Record | Jeff 9-13, Giorgio 9-16 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni, Giorgio, Sean, Gwil, Keith, Stinky, Billy, Randy, Tony, Jesse
Andrew, Del, Parker, Birdman, Sqwid
Piss Poor Four
Yanni, Gwil, Boner, Randy
Playoffs
1. 3 Division winners get a Playoff spot. 1st Tiebreaker is Head-2-Head. 2nd Tiebreaker is Points Scored.
2. Next best 3 teams by record (Division Winners are not included with Wildcard Tiebreakers), regardless of division, get a Playoff spot. 1st Tiebreaker is Head-2-Head. If there is 3 or more teams tied, they must have all played one another (best round robin record advances), if they haven't all played one another, the 2nd Tiebreaker is Points Scored. 3rd Tiebreaker is Division Record.
3. Seeding is based on overall standings. Top seeds can come from same division. Division winners are not guaranteed top seeds. Division winner can theoretically be seeded behind someone in their respective division.
4. There is no re-seeding after each round of Playoffs.
Giorgio Cup
2026 Draft
n/a
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