Flunking the Final
- Del Monte
- Sep 17
- 1 min read
They dominate the syllabus, ace every quiz, then flunk the final.
Ranking of the Week
From 16 to 7 and now the PRC’s No. 2 team, the climb has been fast and undeniably earned. On paper, there isn’t a flaw in sight, the starters shine, the bench looks weaponized, the whole machine hums. But history is a cruel accountant, and the receipts are clear: the PRC’s top two teams, winners of 12 division titles between them, are the DelFL equivalents of Gonzaga basketball and Penn State football. They dominate the syllabus, ace every quiz, then flunk the final. Billy even has a proper Adam Morrison stache.
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Who currently has the most pressure on them in the DelFL?
Tony never winning a Brown Jacket
Birdman not making the Playoffs since 2017
Billy's loaded roster
Jeff never winning a Playoff game
Game of the Week
Tony vs. Keith
🤼 | Hillary 3: Oldies but Goodies vs. Capt Black Foot |
Division | SEC vs. Keith |
Head to Head Record | Tied 3-3 |
Game of the Week Record | Tony 12-14, Keith 4-7 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner
Andrew, Giorgio, Jesse, Keith, Del, Parker, Randy, Stinky, Yanni, Billy, Birdman, Tony, Sean, Sqwid, Gwil, Bo
Piss Poor Four
Birdman, Gwil, Del, Randy
Playoffs
n/a
Giorgio Cup
n/a
2026 Draft
n/a
Hey Kim Toast, Marine Biologist episode, Seinfeld, 1-0; Ferris Bueller 2-0