Might Be A Swan
- Del Monte
- 5 days ago
- 1 min read
Then, somehow, believing this ugly duckling might be a swan.
Ranking of the Week
Birdman started the year just trying to stop the bleeding — then just trying to stay competitive — then, somehow, believing this ugly duckling might be a swan. And now? With a cupcake matchup against The Kavorka, he’s bought gold stars, pinned a third on the Brown Jacket, and stands before the mirror Buffalo Bill–style in Silence of the Lambs as “Goodbye Horses” plays softly in the background. He tilts his head, admires his reflection, and whispers, “I’d fuck me.”
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Who won the Jeff-Andrew trade?
Andrew getting Chase
Jeff getting Ladd and Maye
Both won
Game of the Week
Sqwid vs. Billy
🤼 | FREE Rashee vs. Cult of FHS 07: The Next Level |
Division | Keith vs. Family |
Head to Head Record | Sqwid 7-5 |
Game of the Week Record | Sqwid 11-8, Billy 17-11 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni, Giorgio, Sean
Andrew, Jesse, Keith, Del, Parker, Randy, Stinky, Billy, Birdman, Tony, Sqwid, Gwil
Piss Poor Four
Randy, Boner, Giorgio, Yanni
Playoffs
n/a
Giorgio Cup
n/a
2026 Draft
n/a
go back to sleep Keith
Ahoy!