Shoved To The Center

Del Monte
Dec 18
2 min read

The chips are shoved to the center, the cards are flipped, and we find out who’s been bluffing all along

🔥	Keith (6)
📈	n/a⬆️ n/a⬇️
🐍	Boner (5)

Final Four Weekend

Boner can finally relax especially since he is on the clock for the 2026 draft—for he has no need to commission a new Brown Jacket this year. But make no mistake: the tailor still has a job to do. One of the four remaining players is about to earn a second star, stitched permanently into DelFL lore. The table is set. The cards are being shuffled. It's time to show their hands.

Sqwid has owned the ledger all season, the cleanest stack at the table, the sharpest suit in the room (even if it doesn't go well with those Air Jordans). But even the chip leader can be exposed when too much of the bankroll is tied up in Dolphins, Titans, and Jets. It’s a strong position—until the river betrays you. Yet squids love the water.

Bo, meanwhile, is a regular at this table. Final Four appearances come as routinely as martinis at Casino Royale. And yet, year after year, fate seems to slide a blade under the felt and yank the rug just as he’s reaching for the pot. Experience is valuable, unless the house has other plans (yes he has been known to blame the house).

Keith has the hot hand. Six straight wins, momentum humming like a loaded deck. But the injury bug has crept through O’Fallon, and nothing kills a heater faster than dealer and WR changes (he knows better than anyone).

Jesse has played this season like a disciplined professional: tight lines, smart bets, no wasted motion. Unfortunately, the QB position has a habit of turning carefully constructed strategies into expensive mistakes. One bad draw, and the whole stack wobbles.

Now there’s no folding. No hedging. No polite talk across the table. The chips are shoved to the center, the cards are flipped, and we find out who’s been bluffing all along—and who’s been sitting quietly on pocket aces.

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