A New Golden Fleece
- Del Monte
- Sep 24
- 1 min read
A new Golden Fleece has Jeff just as undone.
Ranking of the Week
Those who were at Evie’s in Sarasota that toasty December night will never forget the drama of the Golden Fleece; how it dazzled Jeff, pierced straight through his heart, and left him on his knees on the sidewalk, begging, “Pleeease, pleeeease, stay.” Fast forward to today, and a new Golden Fleece has Jeff just as undone. Only now, instead of begging someone not to leave, he’s pleading with his golden-locked quarterback: “Pleeease, pleeeease don’t overthrow Brian Thomas again.”
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Did Tony purposely lose Bo's Brown Jacket in the Avis rental?
No, couldn't see w/ all the dip cans and Powerade bottles
Yes, he peed on it and left it at an I-75 rest stop
Neither, he still has it & puts it on sometimes when sad
Game of the Week
Bo vs. Sqwid
🤼 | A History of Violence vs. The Violence |
Division | SEC vs. Keith |
Head to Head Record | Sqwid 7-6 |
Game of the Week Record | Bo 23-13, Sqwid 9-8 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo
Andrew, Giorgio, Jesse, Keith, Del, Parker, Randy, Stinky, Yanni, Billy, Birdman, Tony, Sean, Sqwid, Gwil
Piss Poor Four
Andrew, Giorgio, Gwil, Randy
Playoffs
n/a
Giorgio Cup
n/a
2026 Draft
n/a
I don’t think she swings that way anymore…
❤️Sean😘