The Receding Hairline
- Del Monte
- 4 days ago
- 1 min read
Some heads are simply built for championships. Others are not.
Ranking of the Week
Boner was recently spotted at FCC, where he couldn’t help but notice Dr. Fulton’s mane billowing majestically in the Board of Trustees photo—a follicular tour de force. Meanwhile, Pass and HODL’s own coiffure has lost its luster. With a concussion-shaken Dart and a wide receiver corps shedding faster than autumn leaves, this roster looks like it’s been subscribing to HIMS for more than just the standard blue rhinos. The PRC, along with the rest of the league, can see the receding hairline of a once-proud franchise that used to sprout strong, confident players. Sure, every fantasy team ages and thins with time, but when you look at Dr. Joe’s flowing locks, you’re reminded that some heads are simply built for championships. Others are not.
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Are you planning on playing in the Fantasy Golf League?
Obviously, I've been waiting
No, when football is over I've had enough of Del & the PRC
There's a fantasy golf league?
Game of the Week
Parker vs. Tony
🤼 | Pass and HODL vs. Hillary 3: Oldies but Goodies |
Division | SEC vs. SEC |
Head to Head Record | Parker 7-6 |
Game of the Week Record | Parker 8-14, Tony 14-14 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni, Giorgio, Sean, Gwil, Keith, Stinky, Billy
Andrew, Jesse, Del, Parker, Randy, Birdman, Tony, Sqwid
Piss Poor Four
Boner, Gwil, Stinky, Randy
Playoffs
n/a
Giorgio Cup
n/a
2026 Draft
n/a
He called me... suck it Leeann
Justin comes to Findlay and doesn't call? Not even a text?