A Soggy Slide
- Del Monte
- Oct 8
- 1 min read
Like his fantasy team, a hot start washed out in a soggy slide.
Ranking of the Week
Cracked-out Russell Henley, as Boner’s last-round partner dubbed him after ordering beer #93 on the 14th hole, opened his engagement weekend in fine form. The slingshot sweep was pure, the Singha bell curve somewhat steady, the caddies reminiscent of Malay-French flings. But sadly for Ratchety Russ, with the rain came the rust, and like his fantasy team, a hot start washed out in a soggy slide.
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Most impressive Boner accomplishment from Engagement Party?
Takes down 93 beers
Shoots 86 at Lakewood
Doesn't hear, 'donk, donky donk, donky donky, donk.' ever
Finishes a 6-level heater pad kra pao with no accidents
Game of the Week
Parker vs. Sqwid
🤼 | Pass and HODL vs. FREE Rashee |
Division | SEC vs. Keith |
Head to Head Record | Sqwid 2-1 |
Game of the Week Record | Parker 8-13, Sqwid 10-8 |
Who has been Axed?
🪓: Jeff, Boner, Bo, Yanni, Giorgio
Andrew, Jesse, Keith, Del, Parker, Randy, Stinky, Billy, Birdman, Sean, Tony, Sqwid, Gwil
Piss Poor Four
Yanni, Stinky, Andrew, Giorgio
Playoffs
n/a
Giorgio Cup
n/a
2026 Draft
n/a
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