Stuck in the Lion's Den

Both Jeff and the Lions are looking forward to better years ahead, it can't get any worse. Can it?

Name: Jeff Brown

2016 Record: 6-7

Career Record: 58-72

Division Championships: 0

Playoff Appearances: 0

Finals Appearances: 0

Brown Jackets: 0

Why the Lions?

Jeff has been playing fantasy sports longer than most of us. We have heard whispers that Jeff was successful back in the old days when scores were recorded with pencil and paper. The Lions also enjoyed success in a bygone era, before the Super Bowls began. But does it really matter if Jeff won some rotisserie league of the Chicago/Philadelphia trading floors? Does it matter how many 'championships' Bobby Layne ever won? No not really. What have you done for me lately? Jeff, in 10 seasons, has never made the Playoffs. The Lions, have never won the Super Bowl, and they rarely qualify for the Playoffs. They both are dominated by rivals in their respective divisions. The losing for both is now expected. So don't be surprised if Jeff is breaking iPads and Lions fans are receiving sticks of deodorant after the game, because they won't be.

Next: Giorgio