Daddy Curse

Besides week 8, I hope that Stinky's fantasy team isn't another thing keeping him awake at night.

I guess Knute, Ty and Davis do not make for quality girls names. Nontheless, Madeline becomes the first child born during the DelFL era. I'm sure I speak for all of the Owners in the league when I wish Stinky and Meagan the best; I already feel bad for all of the years young Madeline will be coerced to root for Notre Dame football and Detroit Tiger baseball. If she's lucky, she will have absolutely no interest in sports (or even better, she will go to UM undergrad).

We have had marriages and wedding curses, but unfortunately Andrew ruined the gratification of watching the married men in the DelFL struggle to win a Brown Jacket. Now babies have arrived and I'm sure they'll start popping out like mammaries in a Bucharest brothel. So, a new question has dawned: Will there be a Daddy Curse?

Stinky is patient zero, and on first glance, the Daddy Curse doesn't look as potent. The Tuck Rule's vitals are in good shape and doesn't need an epidural. There have been some contractions, such as week 4's loss to Pig and Sushi despite a 489 point performance. But week 5's shellacking of Parker's team has this team quickening to a Daisy Duke division championship. Don't be surprised if this team, the highest scoring team in the DelFL, is crowning at the end of its term.