Stinkynomics: Luck of the Irish

Relax, Monte. Too busy booking flights to SF to watch ND win The National 😉. Enjoy this run, these Irish are a fine group of lads. We are on the precipice of immortality. If I’m Nick Saban, I pack it in. Your run is over, pal.

One week past the usual posting, but made sense with Monte in Kiwiland. Time for a look at Stinkymetrics. Who has lucked their way through inter-division play, and is thus a pretender? Who has gotten the short end of the stick and should be primed for a playoff run? Throw out the record book, who’s gonna win?

BETTER SHOT AT WINNING MEGA MILLIONS THAN THE DELFL

• Boner: Guy should have a losing record. Only two weeks scoring in the top half of the league. It’ll be tough to keep Boner out of the playoffs with 7 wins to this point, but like Alabama against the Irish in the playoffs, he’s gonna get blown out.

• Squid: Not even close to Boner in terms of luck, but he’s still riding high from the hot start to the season. Can he correct five straight weeks of mediocrity in the toughest division in the DelFL?

GUY CAN’T CATCH A BREAK

• Tony: Might as well call this the Tony Corner. He’s here every year, it defies normal distribution and the law of averages. Every single year he draws the toughest schedule, puts up huge numbers, and ends up with a losing record. He’s 3-6 and should be 6-3. He’ll have to scratch and claw to get to his coveted 6-7.

• Monte: His team is by no means good, but it’s damn better than 2-7. Did the Commish throw in the towel after the 2-5 start? It sure looks like it.

THE CONTENDERS

• Randy: Lay everything you got on Randy earning his first jacket, his team is a wagon.

• Birdman: Can he go back to back and snag that third star? He’s a distant second to Randy, but if I’m Del, I’m worried about the race to 3.