Cremona v Colmegna

Del Monte
Dec 28, 2023
1 min read

However, instead, Lt. Aldo Raine finds himself absorbing last-minute counsel from Antonio Margheriti and Dominick Decocco.

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#5 The Kavorka🧄 The upcoming Finals present a formidable challenge for many to digest this week. Never before have 16 DelFL Owners united in staunch support of a singular individual. Meanwhile, the Commissioner floats like a butterfly, and is ready to sting Giorgio much like one of his many bees. The time has come for the Kavorka to unleash its full arsenal upon Giorgio. As Kramer said to Jerry, "Stay away, I am dangerous." The pursuit of a remarkable fourth star and consecutive Championships would elevate the Commissioner to an unparalleled echelon within the league. Analogous to the cutlery after Tony has finished a salad at The Colombian, the Kavorka's players will emerge from this showdown marked by resilience—bruised and contorted, yet leaving behind a deeply satisfying, enduring impression. No RJs here. When you are a multi-star Champion, we scoff at RJs. They are for lesser men. Bring it on.

v #2 Brown Sugar Pies🥧 Act like you've been here before—words a coach might impart to Giorgio in this critical juncture. However, instead, Lt. Aldo Raine finds himself absorbing last-minute counsel from Antonio Margheriti and Dominick Decocco. While this scenario may verge on the precipice of tragedy, there exists a semblance of rationale within the chaos.

In the event of a potential downfall for the Pies, a calculated strategy emerges: let the scapegoats, Ferro & Dario, shoulder the burden of blame and shame throughout the ensuing year. Nevertheless, irrespective of the chosen tactic, this current demeanor lacks the audacity of a team that recently amassed over 600 points against the Fish. Rather, it exudes a scent reminiscent of the faltering Pies—a scent that persisted until last week, marking their maiden Playoff victory after an 18-year existence.

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