Good Friday Mentality

Del Monte
Dec 20, 2023
1 min read

This entire weekend should be treated like Good Friday... because Fish is on the menu

#1 in the DelFL?1️⃣	Jesse
Piss Poor Four?🚽	Sqwid, Birdman, Boner, Andrew
Biggest Movers?📈	Sean⬆️4 Giorgio⬇️3
Longest Winning Streak?🔥	Jesse (7)
Longest Losing Streak?🐍	Andrew (6)
King Slayer?👑🗡️	Yanni
Brittany Brown Banner for Badness?🟥	Andrew

Ranking of the Week

Returns for 2024 Season

Top 10 of the Week

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WeChat of the Week

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Sean's Stinkers of the Week

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Boner's Watch of the Week

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Stinkynomics

Playoff Preview

#1 Wohls Across America🐀 Jesse's exceptional streak of seven consecutive victories marked an impressive traversal through the SEC Division, earning him the fervent rallying cry of 'Roll Jesse'. Backed by a cohort of 16 fellow Owners in the DelFL, there exists a collective determination to thwart the Commissioner's pursuit of consecutive Championships and an unprecedented fourth star. Despite this resounding support, Jesse finds himself in an unexpected predicament—unfavored in the impending matchup. His team grapples with injuries, and the BYE week seems to have dulled some of the enchantment that once adorned his lineup. Nevertheless, Jesse remains resolute, displaying no traces of trepidation or despair as observed by the PRC. Confident in his abilities, Jesse exudes the demeanor and comportment befitting a frontrunner, undeterred by the odds stacked against him. v #5 The Kavorka🧄 Does the Commissioner's sheer mastery of football warrant contemplation of retirement, assuming the role akin to an all-time backyard football quarterback, handling league administration and granting the opportunity for a less dominant player to partake? Such a shift could potentially alleviate issues of player dumping and trading, fostering a more impartial regulatory environment under the Commissioner's stewardship. At times, the allure of competition diminishes when one participant's supremacy renders the outcome seemingly predetermined—a scenario where the pursuit of victory feels secondary. In the realm of the DelFL, the Commissioner stands as a figure reminiscent of Legolas in Middle Earth, each move executed with unerring precision, like an arrow indubitably piercing an orc's heart. While Jesse might not resemble an orc, the Kavorka approaches each weekly encounter as if their adversary had just emerged from Mordor, relentless and unyielding.

--- #2 Brown Sugar Pies🥧 Giorgio finds himself in uncharted territory, a place unfamiliar even to Italian contenders. He embodies the Franco Malerba of fantasy football—venturing into unexplored realms. Yet, the crucial decision he faces is whether to bask in the moment or execute a tactical reversal of Operation Husky, aiming to conquer the Americans on their home turf. Discussions within the PRC suggest a belief aligned with the former notion rather than the latter, indicating a tendency towards embracing the achievement rather than mounting an aggressive offensive. It might be time for Ferro to slap Giorgio back into confidence and remember this entire weekend should be treated like Good Friday... because Fish is on the menu, and Giorgio plans on having him fried. v #6 Mami's Lips🐟 What fails to kill a fish merely propels it to swim faster... Following a barrage of injuries endured in week 13, it appeared as if yet another year would be consigned to the annals of 'no jacket on the first Saturday of August' lore. "Hey Tony can you take our picture" would be uttered yet again. However, could it be that Tony's team necessitated this adversity to galvanize and thrive on the rallying cry of 'no one believes in us'? A triumphant season looms as a prospect; a chance for Tony to cast off the weighty burden, don the coveted Brown Jacket, and unequivocally affirm his stature as a premier Owner in the DelFL. Conversely, failure could consign him to the ignominy of jests in Randy's basement this approaching August, baked in the pie oven of defeat.