Ground and Pound
- Del Monte
- Sep 13, 2023
- 1 min read
The passing attack of this team is as deadly as an aerial raid of penguins
Ranking of the Week
Boner "For success this season, the Bohnlein Brothers need to embody Mark Coleman because this squad will live and die on the ground and pound if they’re going to be playoff bound. The passing attack of this team is as deadly as an aerial raid of penguins. The PRC thinks Pittman’s batteries will eventually run out in the RCA Dome and Kadarius ‘catches just like’ Tony will need Groot like powers to grow fingers on those wooden nub hands of his. Oh yeah, and don’t forget, this team also has Mooney and Fields... someone get Arthur Smith or the Navy coach asap."
Top 10 of the Week
Who does the Commissioner want to win the DelFL if he doesn’t:
Giorgio
Randy
Yanni
Billy
Sqwid
Jesse
Gwil
Jeff
Parker
Sean
WeChat of the Week
Sean's Stinkers of the Week
1. GOTW Committee - boy let’s hope that they can rebound from that dud of a match they put out on the field week
2. Yanni’s QBs - going an accumulative -32.2pts. Some would say that’s pretty hard to do week 1, especially while still pulling out the W. Nothing worse than having to watch your QB being trot back onto the field late in the game down 40 and continue to dip deeper into the negative.
3. Bo - for pestering some poor random old woman with trade alert sirens and angry texts because she wouldn’t accept his trade as Parker. This seems right out of the Birdman playbook, but then again Mr. Mysterious would never tell us if this happened to him…
4. Kimmy’s Picks. - Her mask was ripped off by the Commish last week but her picks still seemed to spew out the wrong end. She avoids throwing up back-to-back bagels but picks up right where she left off from last year. Would be wise to just start fading her future picks as soon as you can.
5. 1-Way Trip to Thailand - for hoisting up the Brittany Brown’s banner of badness week 1 (lowest score). Luckily he didn’t let the rest of the league know that he had thought he’d be the leading point getter after week 1… woof.
STINKER OF THE WEEK: KIMMY or BO… you pick
Sean's Watch of the Week
If you’re like me and already disgusted with your team’s output and looking for an outlet outside of football after only week 1. Look no further, I got you covered here each week:
Week 1 watch is exactly what you need after your team lays an egg. Deadloch (Amazon Prime) takes you to the Aussie Island State of Tasmania and is one of the best written and funniest crime/murder mystery shows I’ve seen.
Sean lowest scorer in a shitty week has to be the stinker