Hold on for Dear Life
- Del Monte
- Oct 11, 2023
- 1 min read
This is a peewee pee-ew roster
Ranking of the Week
Sean "DJ Moore transformed into Spike on the Little Cowboys from the movie Little Giants and all Gwil could do was hold on for dear life. DJ was Sean’s team (and maybe is Sean’s team?). Without him (or maybe even with him?), this is a peewee pee-ew roster. Meanwhile on the Larger Cowboys, Tony Pollard, is unworthy of a Kevin O’Shea team and should instead be cleaning cars at his Chevrolet dealership.”
Top 10 of the Week
Best DelFL team names of all time
1. Mortician Fears "The Cousin"
2. Illegal Entry
3. ShallowDell ChubbyChaser
4. Steamer's Wetlands
5. Rainman's UnMellow Yelow
6. How much 2 take your top off?
7. still walletless
8. Amazonian Flavored Kisses
9. Makin' It Stain
10. Yes Sir Del traded Kupp
WeChat of the Week
Sean's Stinkers of the Week
1. Boner Bros- because for the 2nd time this season he’s played an injured Aaron Jones. Does he care about fantasy? Is he alive after the Mid-Autumn holiday bender? Was that Russian look-a-like at dinner with Eddie actually him? Is this new teaching gig a recipe for fantasy incompetence? I think we need answers or just a message that he’s alive at this point. He has until Sunday noon time or I will call Jane and John.
2. Birdman- because someone ultimately had to be the loser of the 0-4 mid-season toilet bowl. $348 for the injured Treylon Burks? Yuck. This bird seems like he’s already mid-flight on the migration south for the winter.
3. The Cleveland Dawg - Not only has he vanished entirely off the grid, but could the timing be any worse with an 0-5 Bird? No biking updates, no thot updates, no power outages around the Browns stadium. This just stinks for everyone.
4. Cocina de Brown - For hoisting the Brittany Brown Banner for Badness this week. On top of that X had a viral video circulating throughout Italy of him and his father’s shirtless bonding experience that left many puzzled. He needs to switch up the mojo—not sure this new Jeff 2.0 NFL Sunday watching experience (cooking all day for his significant other while screaming and slamming ipads) is working for Andrew. That seems more of a routine that Billy would adopt. Time to go to a game or a sports bar or just get out of that kitchen. STINKER OF THE WEEK: Cocina de Brown
Sean's Watch of the Week
Sweet Country (movie)
Figured this week I’d throw out a bit of a random one with an Aussie Western or Kangaroo Western if you will. Not sure many Americans know about this genre, but for me personally I think the early to mid-2000’s westerns set in the Outback are now easily atop the genre’s throne.
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