Professor Demon Mode

Pity those poor kids—not your players on Injured Reserve.

1️⃣	Birdman
🚽	Stinky, Yanni, Tony, Keith
📈	Andrew⬆️5 Randy⬇️6
🔥	Gwil (5)
🐍	Keith (6)
🟥	Giorgio
🤼	Jesse v. Jeff

Ranking of the Week

"The Last Beerbender fell off the wagon hard this weekend, with one of the most brutal fantasy hangovers in recent memory. PRC sources report that after Drake London’s touchdown, Professor Demon Mode’s chin dropped so low it was practically mopping up spilled bulgogi on the restaurant floor like a whale sifting plankton. Now, Professor Demon Mode has to drag himself out of bed and teach Shanghai’s 3rd graders. Pity those poor kids—not your players on Injured Reserve."

WeChat of the Week

Game of the Week

Owner	Jesse	Jeff
Team	Wohls Across America	Puke-a
Division	SEC	Family
Ranking	2	3
Record	2-0	2-0
Record v Opponent	7-5	5-7
GOTW Record	13-11	6-11
Career Record	115-120	100-126
Prediction	Jeff	(0-2)

Playoffs

#1 vs. BYE

#4 vs. #5 #2 vs. BYE

#3 vs. #6

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What was your emotion after the Drake London TD?

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• Disappointed
• Indifferent
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