Ryder Cup Week
- Del Monte
- Sep 27, 2023
- 1 min read
A special version of the DelFL Power Rankings in honor of Ryder Cup Week
Ranking of the Week
Jeff "If Jeff’s DelFL career was a Ryder Cup player, which player would he be? Tyrell Hatton Why? Because Tyrell gets really upset. Incensed would be a proper word as well. He would break hundred of iPad’s if they were telling him that they were not hitting the right shots. He is one of the best golfers, he can make the shots, he should have won some big tournaments, but instead he wants to smash things after things (always) go awry. ”
Top 10 of the Week
Players the Commissioner is least excited to see play in Rome this week
Justin Rose
Patrick Cantlay
Brian Harman
Nicolai Hojgaard
Jordan Spieth
Sam Burns
Justin Thomas
Matt Fitzpatrick
Ludvig Aberg
Xander Schauffele
WeChat of the Week
Sean's Stinkers of the Week
1. 1. Swiss Air- because their airplane’s stench literally took me from the runway to an all-day affair at BKK airport this past Monday. The Swiss are stinky… there’s nothing new there. Stinky cheeses, stinky looking shoe brands, and now stinky airplanes. This is a clear sign that the Euros are trying to keep the Americans off kilter this week, and are willing to do anything they can to help their chances at beating us.
2. Ryan Day- For actually being serious about this “beef” that he has with an 86-year-old senile man who by the way is starting to look more and more like a very famous theoretical physicist these days. That Ryan Day could even understand anything that comes out of old marble mouth’s mouth is astonishing. But that is beyond the point. I want know the deeper underlying issue he has with coach Lou and other senior citizens. Is he just simply agist? And is Ryan Day dying his hair and beard to look younger? Looks a shade too black, unnaturally dark if you ask this writer.
3. DogzGo2Heaven- For keeping the absolute Dog of the week (De’Von Achane) in the kennel. Achane was the star of Sunday and that was even with Keenan Allen going nuclear. Tough to predict the Achane eruption after only getting 6pts last week, but the play reminded us of another DelFL member which is why he landed on the stinkers of the week… Haven’t we seen the Cook brothers backfield before? How did that work out for that owner?
4. Medicus- He will remain a stinker until he makes a Parker-esque comment in the main chat.
5. Birdman – For hoisting the Brittany Brown Banner for Badness this week. Was a dog fight with Boner Bros this week, but Bird as usual beats Boner. This was especially notable after Deebo went for 106pts on Thursday night. We won’t go in too deep on Bird since we know this will only make him want to trade harder… and nobody wants that. STINKER OF THE WEEK: Swiss Air
Sean's Watch of the Week
Azor (movie)
I figured I’d stick with the Swiss for the watch of the week. The movie takes place in 1970’s Argentina, but follows a Swiss banker and his classically stinky-Swiss dealings. It’s a cool political thriller, but know it mixes French, Spanish and English throughout.
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