The Unpicked Tree
- Del Monte
- Dec 14, 2023
- 1 min read
Yanni's players, previously seen as easily plucked fruit harvested bare by Tony in past seasons, underwent a notable shift this year.
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#3 The Columbian Plumbers🌳 During the second season, Harry and Ron's dramatic arrival at Hogwarts in a flying car culminated in a collision with the formidable Walloping Willow—a tree whose bark matched its bite. Yanni's players, previously seen as easily plucked fruit harvested bare by Tony in past seasons, underwent a notable shift this year. They transformed into an unexploited orchard, embodying the essence of the Walloping Willow, a tree that won't take sap from anyone.
This metamorphosis stands as a significant factor propelling Yanni into the playoffs and cementing his team as contenders. The unpicked tree looks to wallop a flying fish still high on his El Classico win. v #6 Mami's Lips🐟 The lone ticking reverberating was the pulsating rhythm of Bo's racing heartbeat as he gracefully swayed to the samba's enchanting melody in the vibrant city of Rio. Unaware of the passage of time, he surrendered himself to the night's dance, oblivious to its hour, for the timepiece he valued the most lay shattered on the caiparina stained floor, echoing the prescient words of Rust Cole: 'time is a flat circle.' Rust's insight speaks of an inescapable truth—our lives are intertwined with the relentless cycle of recurring events. Now, as the clock resumes its ticking, its hands chart a new course, but now for Tony, aligning favorably for the once-struggling contender. Yet, there exists another chronometer, adjacent to the revered El Clásico clock—a timepiece akin to those found in grand hotels spanning multiple time zones. This distinctive clock, in existence since 1989, chronicles the enduring duration of Tony's quest for the elusive Brown Jacket.
--- #4 White Wolf🐺 Keith tried his best to lure the Commissioner into his den so that he could fire off so many RJ rockets it would make Hamas blush. This weekend clash marks their third playoff showdown in five years (having also met in the 1st round last year). Each team boasts a victory, yet the pivotal third encounter holds utmost significance. The PRC wished to inform the DelFL faithful that Keith hasn't yet extended the customary 'good game.' Remarkably, he invoked those renowned words associated with RJ-ism even before knowing his upcoming opponent—an illustration of the RJ intensity the Commissioner confronts in the imminent weekend challenge. We are all wishing Stroud and his fried egg of a brain a speedy recovery. v #5 The Kavorka🧄 The question looming is twofold: does the league's stability hang on the brink of collapse due to Andrew's disruptive behavior and the absence of authoritative intervention? Alternatively, what if the Commissioner were to clinch his fourth star and unilaterally declare the end of DelFL due to his unparalleled prowess? Tony is now trying to figure out what to do with the vomit in his mouth (just swallow it like you do with your chewing tobacco). The Commissioner, truly disinterested in victory (eliciting further discomfort for Tony), earnestly seeks someone else to claim the mantle. It is in the best interest of the league for Del to fail. Luckily, he White Wolf should secure an early triumph, alleviating the DelFL's concerns regarding the final four or, heaven forbid, the finals.
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Andrew
Boner
Birdman
Sqwid
Parker
Randy
Billy
Jeff
Sean
Stinky
Gwil
Bo
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