Unconventional Sleep Patterns
- Del Monte
- Nov 30, 2023
- 1 min read
The burgeoning bags under his eyes might soon pose a weighty burden on his team's quest for victory.
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Keith "Given the choice, would Keith opt for a coveted 2nd star or indulge in a complete, uninterrupted 12-hour slumber? A seemingly simple inquiry, yet tranquility in the realm of sleep remains an evasive prospect for the White Wolf. Departing from conventional nocturnal rest, Keith adopts an unconventional sleep pattern reminiscent of Kramer's claim to mimic Leonardo Da Vinci—catnapping for 20 minutes every 4 hours. Could this peculiar sleep regimen also double as a strategic ploy in the realm of fantasy football? Keith remains ever vigilant, perpetually primed for instantaneous news updates, prospective trades, or swift adjustments to his roster. Nevertheless, the burgeoning bags under his eyes might soon pose a weighty burden on his team's quest for victory.”
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