War Hospital
- Del Monte
- Sep 20, 2023
- 1 min read
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Ranking of the Week
Stinky "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! After Stinky’s pyrrhic victory over the southerner, he had to visit the war hospital where his wounded men lay beaten and broken, “well boys, first question, are you getting enough to eat? Tell me your names as I go past, I like to know who I am talking to.” “Jaylen, Mr. President.” “How’s the head, son?” “Saquon, sir.” “Saquon, I’ve seen you before.”
Top 10 of the Week
Best DelFL Owner Weekend Visit Locations:
Giorgio
Yanni (Kalymnos)
Sean
Gwil (King's Feast)
Boner
X
Keith
Jeff (Megget)
Bo
Tony
WeChat of the Week
Sean's Stinkers of the Week
1. Mami’s Lips- Boy who needs a real-ease more, Mami or Deshaun? Mami now drops 2 and it really hasn’t been very close this season. Would hate to think he’d be cooking too during the afternoon slates this season instead of watching his guys like X. I think Mami needs to re-think his inks (Beverly Hills Ninja) on where he drafts and who’s allowed to be in the room. 2 years straight drafting on vacation with Bo and 2 years of stinky play out the gate. This writer will be bunking in with this steamy fish next week in Rome, if he plans to add a pasta making class to his itinerary with Natalie we’ll let you know.
2. Boner Bros- For starting Aaron Jones when he’d been expected and listed as inactive hours before the game. Looks even worse when his other option would (Ford) would’ve won him the game. Don’t get me wrong-- living abroad can be a pain in the ass for dealing with gametime inactives during the middle of the night… However, Aaron Jones was clearly not playing early Sunday morning. What was Boner doing Sunday night? Reports had him several whisky soda towers in and still running from a hangover from the night before. Last he was seen that night he was reading/quoting passages and notes from Gabe Wohl’s copy of She Comes First with his partner-in-crime the notorious Dr. Sex. 2nd thought we probably should’ve guessed this would happen.
3. Billy’s Opponents- I’m not sure what happened in the jungles of the DR last month, but it’s clear that Billy came out of them with a mastering of Voodoo witchcraft. Makes me think why were some wedding attendees focusing all their attention on Mami, but that’s besides the point. Another MNF game and another brutal injury for Billy’s opponent to help him secure a disgusting win for the 2nd week in a row. How many dolls and how many pins does he have in that house of his and how is Abby allowing this to continue?
4. Medicus- for still being too quiet. We were promised more interaction than half the owners, but as of week 2 he’s posted 9 messages on the main boards. That’s not a lot. Is he secretly messaging owners on other platforms? His team is putting up points, but you wouldn’t know it because we don’t hear anything from his little house on the prairie.
5. Writer and Directors Strike - No Stranger Things no George Michael ‘Freedom’ music video remake that we were promised, no official power rankings of the most sexually-selfish DelFL owners, no Kimmy calls it and still no Kortney-directed productions this week. It’s early in the season, but it may be time to get the archivists to start dusting off the missing Halloween tapes.
STINKER OF THE WEEK: Boner Bros
Sean's Watch of the Week
The Goof who Sat at the Door – Atlanta Season 4 episode 8.
Not sure how many of you have seen Goof Troop movie or watched any of the Atlanta seasons but this episode mockumentary is just hilarious. This is an episode where you don’t need to have watched any prior episodes of the series, a one-off ep if you will. With NFL putting out 4 or 5 hour long stinkers themselves that we all are watching (MNF in particular) I figured this wee you can just tune in for a quick episode. Run time is only 35 minutes.
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