Wildcard Round

Del Monte
Dec 11, 2024
2 min read

Tremors are being felt in the Pacific Rim

1️⃣	Billy
🚽	Yanni, Tony, Andrew, Keith
📈	Boner⬆️6 Birdman⬇️3
🔥	Billy (4)
🐍	Andrew (4)
🟥	Tony
🤼	n/a
🪓	Tony

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Sean enters the upcoming weekend unburdened by the constraints of "Boner Rules," free from the anxiety of double points or the indignity of crawling under the table. The same cannot be said for Boner, who might already be tempted to crawl under a table himself, close his eyes, and pray for divine intervention at QB. The odds seem stacked against him, as karma, Eddy's voodoo, and the ever-capricious fantasy gods conspire to tip the scales. Boner’s promises loom large: a pledge to jet to Bangkok for the playoffs if he faced Sean (spoiler: he’s not going), and a vow to Eddy to avoid school-night escapades with the Horsemen (naturally, they galloped to Patio 2 regardless, leaving the fate of the Melted Woman shrouded in mystery). Perhaps, in a move reminiscent of Trump’s cabinet strategy, Boner is attempting to flood the zone with pure chaos—creating a whirlwind of distractions to mask his vulnerabilities. The Pacific Rim is already trembling under the weight of this tumult, and it’s safe to say Boner’s underwear may endure more checks than his lineup this weekend.

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